I likes all ze babies

Sure. I like babies as much as I like people because they are people, they're just not done yet. I've only been around a couple babies who were that new. Most of the babies I've actually spent extended amounts of time with are old enough to waddle and hold half eaten chicken nuggets in their tiny fist for like an hour. Any time I'm around a kid or a baby, I have to conceal how sad I feel for them because my general outlook is that pretty much everyone is fucking them over. So I wouldn't say I'm someone who's really in my element with a baby in my arms.

I took care of babies that age because I am the oldest of 7 siblings. Everything was cool back then.

They can't move around and get into stuff

They cry and poop. So, no - not really.

No too fragile to handle

I can't dislike a 4 week old baby, it's just 4 weeks old!

Nah b, they're a bunch of freeloaders

4 weeks is a good step into the right direction.

I don't get the fascination with babies. Everyone else gravitates towards them and says how cute they are, whereas I'm just thinking about how they all look like Winston Churchill and how they're completely useless (because they have to be born so underdeveloped, otherwise their big heads would get stuck on the way out. LOL NERDS).

they're ugly and they don't do / react much. just reminds me of how everyone is essentially a pussy squirt.

No you gotta wash and eat em fresh from the womb preferably with a garlic aioli

I don't really know what 4 week old babies in particular look/act like, but I like kids in general

Babies are sweet at any age, and their little hands smell like muffins and their breath is intoxicatingly sweet, but the newborn stage is not my favorite. All babies do at that stage is eat(except when you need to), sleep (except when you want to do the same or take a shower) , poop/pee, and cry.