shit I just bought one😛

There are some that are sexy, but many are just clumsy, dirty, smelly and unsexy.

no

I'm not saying I WOULDN'T fuck a backpack, but

I would think they are a neutral item/accessory. Like a wallet or socks.

Not really, but people who wear backpacks a lot (at least heavy ones) tend to get a hunched spine/their shoulders lean forward etc., which is very unsexy.

if I wanna hit it the presence/absence of a backpack doesn't make a damn bit of difference

I personally wouldn't use the term sexy to define a bag or backpack tbh

I don’t know, I’ve never seen Kate in a backpack to assess if they’re critical to sexiness or can block out one’s sexiness 🤷🏻‍♂️

Are there sexy backpacks? Am I missing something...?

It doesn't matter. They can be a true friend.

They're definitely not as sexy as my fanny pack.

No, why would they be?