Can I become rich?

Are you less retarded?

If I'm doing better in life. Nothing specific as that might alter the future therefore invalidating it.

be honest does my ass get fatter ?

It's obviously sports scores so present me can bet on them, but then we'd spend some time dragging past me, that guy's an idiot

Do you really think you have the shoulders for that blouse you're wearing ?

Can you lend me money for ice cream?

Oh, I misread the question the first time I answered. I thought it said 5 years old self. Thanks to Wasserpistole for pointing out my error.

I would ask .. wow, there's so many things I would ask. I guess I would just ask about the state of the world or m

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Gibt es etwas, dass ich nun dringend tun soll/muss?

''Have you sorted your shit out yet?''