Daniel · 13 answers · 3y

Would you like to be a pretty 18 year old girl that does dance videos on tik tok?

God, no. I can’t think of anything more vacuous. And all those middle-aged men sending awful messages. No, thanks.

Younger, prettier, being a woman, can dance, makes money from minimal effort? I see this all as an absolute win!

No, I don't really know what that entails because I don't have any interest in tik tok dance videos or 18-year-old girls. But I can imagine what some of it based on what I've seen from other kinds of near-children that men in their 40s stalk online.

If I was offered a different life I'd go for haggard, reclusive witch that lives in a hotel where several other silly characters reside.

I hate my life, life in general and humans but I don't deserve anything that I do not deserve be it good or bad, so no. / Ich hasse mein Leben, das Leben im Allgemeinen und Menschen doch habe ich nichts verdient was ich nicht verdient habe, sei es nun gut oder schlecht, drum nein.

and subject myself to every manner of slimeball and stalker on the internet? Hard pass

idk about that, people are ruthless on the internet and dance videos are one way to get eaten up so quick if im bad at it

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