One time the freeway was brought to a complete stop by a veering motorcycle cop. I guess there was some debris he had to pick up. We were stopping, going, stopping, going. I was one of the cars up front. Well... It was the first day of a new job, and I was going to be late!!! After we had been stopped forever, decided to just exist. This pissed him him off. He claimed I wanted to kill him and asked for my license. I apologized and said it was my first time in this situation and I didn’t know I couldn’t exit. He gave me the dirtiest look and proceeded to do what he was doing super slowly. I was late that day. And that’s the only time I ever got in “trouble” with the police. This was about 10 years ago and I still remember his contempt for me. Bastard.
They once thought I committed a crime, a horrible crime ( I believe you can guess what it was) in a forest but I was completely innocent. Long story. Just a few keywords: Was riding a childrens bike that day/ I was already 18/ Lost my shoe in the forest/ Angry dog scared me so I ran and left the bike behind me/ the owner called the cops hours later/ got lost in the forest and couldn't find that bike/ police welcomed me when I was in town again and I had to make things clear/
The police is checking me randomly for my safety clearance and sometimes an officer visits me at home to check my safe and that I am a decent non criminal person by appearance. A bit of trouble started when that officer stayed a bit too long while he struggled with himself if he should ask me for a date. When he did it was a bit awkward. To say the least.
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