Nah, but it was hilarious.

No, there was heavy wind and I think sand or something, the weather made it impossible for him to pilot the ship.

Feel free to think sometimes.

They drew a dick in the sea. (or is that just a conspiraSEA theory???)

Before you enter the canal, a team board your ship and they take it through. The Captain hands everything over to them. They pilot the ship because they know the waterway better than anyone, allegedly.

No, just an unlucky bastard. The fact that he ‚drew‘ a penis while waiting for passage is nothing unusual. Aeropilots do that as well when waiting for landing permission.

Probably not. The ship in that channel is like parking a SUV at a bicycle lot.

I mean, I don't know what exactly happened, but it's hard to think otherwise when considering the ship's trajectory before getting stuck