somewhere tropical

I can't tell..just in case lol

I'd just call my grandpa Rick and have him send me to another parallel universe where I was never in prison tbh

Not to where I lived or to anyone who knows me - that’s just asking to be caught. I’d go to a big city I have no connection to, where I could be reasonably anonymous - I’m thinking Liverpool. I’d turn a few tricks to get some ready cash, find a cheap place to live, and then start rebuilding my criminal empire.

The nearest Redbox, to see if it has 13 Going on 30 available on DVD, to rent or own

Florida

. I need my madre.

Another country ...

Nice try, copper 😛

Canada

I suppose I'd bin my phone and just travel the countryside in a tent going to nice but secluded camping sites. Befriend people and get help with lifts to others until the heat sufficiently died down and then try to leave the country via unofficial means.

Your mom.

The wilderness