I would try it.

All👏capybaras👏must👏be👏protected👏

Sure I would try it, do I get to cook it the way I want or is it being served to me?

how does it taste and do I have to pay myself?

No. Capybaras are frens.

(I noticed that an anonymous user on ask.fm copied your question, and also arthurware's tattoo question 🕵️‍♂️)

I’m horrendously picky with meat so even if it was free, no.

Assuming I'm being paid, then sure I'd give it a bite.

No, capybaras are too cute

getting paid 500: yes

paying 500: never, that's just a ripoff

I feel like not because it would be mean to kill the capybara, but that would be illogical since I pay to eat meat all the time..