I'm 'Almost vegan' (like biiiitch sit down, you're vegetarian).

In politics when people say shit like 'vote blue no matter who!' because they love Democrats so much but they're basically admitting that they do not care about policy - at this very moment Democrats control Congress and their biggest obstacle to passing legislation right now is...other Democrats

"have my cake and eat it too" cuz i don't understand it even after googling it

Man up.

Blunt lies like e..g. : When you only want something steadfastly enough you can get it. In no possible sense do such lies work. They are obvious propaganda to stop people from thinking why they cannot get what they want.

[insert greek letter here] male energy

shits and giggles

Who loves their children beats them.

You don't get paid to think.

Keep it real