Do you congratulate people when they have a new baby?
I usually say something like "oh I'm sorry to hear that"
I do, but secretly I feel badly for how sleep deprived and tired they’ll soon be. 😩
Usually if they're close friends or family.
Yes. Pre baby, with gusto. After baby, just to be polite. Those mofos don’t know what they’re getting into, and I’m not going to be the one to break it to them that their old lives … are .. ovah suckaaaaaa
hey god-momma you'll watch our little one while we go on date night right? 😛
At most, I'll comment 'Congratulations!' when they announce it on Facebook.
Sure, just spare me the 38 pictures of it spitting up, because then I'm checking out
No, nobody should be having babies..
Only if it's not ugly
Yes. I can even feign interest for short periods too. Just don’t ask me if I want to hold it.
I used to be obsessed with babies , and would beg to hold them … until I had my own. Now I only like mine lol
Yours is a particularly cute one though.
Just don’t ask me to babysit.
I do wish them luck. The congratulations would be due when said children stand on their own feet, but by then nobody cares.
I say the same thing I normally say whenever someone mentions their baby. "Oh. Very nice."
Yes, its common courtesy