Is flying drones a job yet?

Lollypop lady/man... crossing guards in other countries...

Any kind of business ‘consultant’. The amount of utter bullshit they can spout by the hour is astounding. And they charge an absolute fortune for it! It’s them that come up with all that ridiculous jargon people use to try to make themselves feel/seem important. Why can’t you say, “I’ll phone you”, instead of having to “touch base”? And the term “reaching out” makes me physically cringe. Honestly, you get people saying multiple sentences instead of just a handful of words because there’s so much bullshit shovelled in. It makes me want to laugh in your face.

Morality police

Politician. How many “on the job” actually give a flying f… about their constituency?

Being President of the Russian Federation?

Paid psychic and/or medium.

landlord

Taste tester.

Assassin