idk any jokes bc I've never been funny in my life but I really like Jaboukie Young-White's standup. his comedic timing will b fantastic in a few years imo https://youtu.be/o_vDg_xaIVk

I just told you one. (See question about Elon Musk)

What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loner with a society that abandons him and treats him like trash?

You get what you fucking deserve!

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

JOKE time.... Whats the difference between a police officer and a bullet...?

Two skyscarpers meet and they say "Hello!" all of a sudden a sheep walkes by, very, very slowly and the one skyscarper says to the other, "Did you see that?" - "Yes, he usually has a yoghurt in his pocket."

Trump is going for his second term. It is a joke but it isn't funny.

Why does Dr Pepper come in bottles?

Because his wife died.

Donald Trump is President of the United States. Or an even shorter version: Donald Trump.

(you said it doesn't have to be funny)

Ok here's a good one:

Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Just two, but damned if I know how they got in there.

Or may favorite joke ever..: A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, a joke?"

What do you call a gay guy in a wheelchair?

I have a funny story. When we were 10 me and my friend had to take this long bus ride home from school. Public bus there was this girl crackhead passed out with a pool of drool hanging from her mouth to the floor. So my friend pulls his pants down and aims his ass right near her face and farts right in her mouth.. she shakes her head and says, "God damn who farted!? I'm gonna kill the muthafucker who farted on this bus!! WE WERE DYING😂😂

Do I have the face of a jester? Ok... Never mind. There's no need to answer that 😅 🤡