Daniel · 14 answers · 4y

How can we avoid getting drafted into World War 3?

There will be no World War 3 because of US-Iran tensions. Iran's military power is bloated. The US can easily have control over the entire country under 24 hours.

Nobody's getting drafted. Most people are either overweight, on drugs, didn't graduate, can't shoot or run, or simply don't have an ounce of selflessness to manage it well.

Be in a country that doesn't have the draft.

Also, I'm kinda sick of the ''WW3'' doomsayers. It'll all blow over again and we can all soon move on to the next ''Trump did a thing we hate''. Personally, I'm quite happy to see the fall of one of the Ayatollah's friends. Fuck them all and the hijab-compulsion bullshit they all rode in on.

Get your rich daddy to buy you a doctor’s note claiming that you have heel spurs. 😒

By being either useful in non-combat positions or taking an extended trip around the world.

Be too old. Lose a limb. Become Swiss. Join The Religious Society of Friends (oka The Quakers). Get on the nearest spaceship. Tell anyone who’ll listen you’re receiving war memos from Tsar Nicholas II through your toaster.

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