Disney's animated Tarzan movie. I was at the cinema with my family, and I was 11, the age where the weirdest things would make me horny. The thing that set me off was Jane when she wears a tank top https://youtu.be/j_3qt_r_Opo . It was dark, I had my coat covering my lap and everyone else was paying attention to the movie, so... 😆
The telly had a historical view of the Vietnam War on while we had some slow fun and forgot everything, lol.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yX4D9Tqbuw Just kidding, maybe.
Dude one time my girlfriend and I finished and we're laying there naked and she picks up the remote and turns on the TV...I'm just kind of staring at the ceiling and she starts laughing, I look down at the TV and I swear to God my mother was on the news being interviewed about some shit in her neighborhood
:l #VirginIssues
Is it weird that I can't even answer the masturbating bit? I swear men have it easier genitalia wise
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