Daniel · 15 answers · 4y

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😷 I can't breathe .... ooooohf🥺.... cause you took my breath away 😭
OhMahGod......my eyes ! Did the sun come out?!😢 or Did you smile at me ?
OhDahHeavens... I was blinded by your beauty 😓😏 I'm going to need your name and phone number...for insurance purposes of course 😎

My profile picture is amazing. I lick it every day, and my screen is barely visible now. This is useful if my parents decide to come in and see what I'm doing, because they are unable to see what I'm doing now.

Judeo-Christian values are the pillars of modern society. Did you know 99.9% of crime in the black community is 100% black on black? I once personally witnessed a Planned Parenthood abortion in the back alley of a liquor store. Poor woman wasn't even pregnant, probably fearful he'd be white and successful. Will this fedora match my trench coat? Local Proud Boys chapter is holding a Warhammer tournament latter, bring condoms!

“I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.”

Gute Mädchen kommen in den Himmel. Böse überall hin. Eer es glaubt wird selig und wer es nicht glaubt kommt auch in den Himmel.

oh, so people are allowed to be racist to white people but when we do it to black people we're crucified? snowflakes are ruining this country :/

wearing all denim except a regular cotton t-shirt, tucked in, that says "Conservative Canadian and proud." Hey, bro, wanna glide a couple Frisbees, toss a disc or two with the pack, ya wanna fly a ring over the field for my dogs to catch in their mouths? gestures to a broken collection of crawling, fursuited figures in the near distance we're looking for some females, the fairer sex, but you looked cool, do you know any cute sexy FEMALES, the fairer sex? thanks, man, ok

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