I actually invented "it's not you, it's me"

Heath Ledger 😢

Right now my health

My cousin who's vaccinated just tested positive and she works from home, still wears a mask everywhere. It only takes a single slipup so I don't blame them for trying to control the situation before it gets out of hand. We aren't any closer to herd immunity because of the rate at which the virus is mutating. It might even become a new TB situation where it's required immunization from now until forever.

That's just cynicism disguised as a "political view". It stops being funny when you begin to realize public policy decisions have a real life consequence on actual people. Also, fuck "libertarians" (neo-fudalists), if anarchy was a workable economic model they should go live in Somalia.

There's a picture that's gone viral comparing the fall of Saigon to this absolute shit show unfolding in Kabul. Fucking disgraceful, worse than Orange Hitler abandoning the Kurds in Iraq.

LISA LAMPANELLI!

COFFEE! ESPECIALLY COLD BREWED COFFEE!

I've always been a dog person until I got my first cat. I still love dogs, but prefer the felines now.

Home fries

MTG looks like Val Kilmer

Dogpile. Uses every search engine and populates a completed list. Also DuckDuckGo, especially for image searches.

There's instrumentals to existing rap songs

Overgrown shirt + underwear

Folded in half usually. The only pizza I eat with a fork and knife is Santarpio's because it's too thick to fold, it's also extremely hot when they bring it out.