Besides my boss buying me lunch all the time because I think he has a thing for me, I have roof access to all our properties. You wouldn't believe how amazing the view is from up on those balconies tbh.

Like I could use another nap

Healthy

Urban dictionary is full of spiteful little losers trying to "troll" their definition of something that displeases them.

Lay them during a movie

Yes I love coconut flavored things and stuff that smell like it. I use coconut milk for curries, almond joy which are chocolate covered coconut candies, my shampoo is coconut scented and coconut oil is nice for chapped lips. I'm sure there's more but that'

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A whole Hennessy bottle on my own once. I violently puked all of it but still counts!

There's no honor among adulterers

Lately it's cute white girls who 420

I can swallow them without the aid of water, the trick is to jerk your head backward so the pills go straight into your esophagus. Always better with a sip of water though.

It's caused me to break with social distancing at least twice since this thing started. So evidently great.

A bad relationship and no, unfortunately not.

My only marriage ended in divorce so probably that. Also failing at a job I thought would be good for me.

Because I'm not scissoring Gal Gadot

Probably the food. I like that I can eat real Mexican food one day then follow it up with authentic Thai the next. I know Canada and the UK are "diverse" but nothing compared to here. You guys are missing out on some great people and experiences.