Alice 💋 · 12 answers · 3y

What's something you'd ban and something you'd decriminalize?

I'd ban taking people taking every interaction you don't like to the internet for people on social media to help hunt the person down who rubbed you wrong.

Referring to Stephen Yaxley-Lennon as Tommy Robinson. Not criminalas such, but not being allowed to call someone a liar in Parliament.

Well, tbh, I'd make it legal that I have the power to implement any measure I regard as fit to police and enforce a ban on all those people who are unfit for Democracy by openly showing off their inability to think. Which will in an instant bring Democracy down and create a one woman dictatorship it seems.

I would ban gender reveal parties because nobody gives a shit about your baby and it always ends up being a disaster anyway. I would decriminalize maryjewana for obvious reasons

decriminalize prostitution, but keep pimping illegal - you basically have to broker your own sex deal or something like that...and I'm banning for-profit health insurance - we live in a world where MBAs can overrule your doctor's health care decisions, which is more perverse than most of what those johns pay for from the hookers

You! 🌚 But seriously, mayonnaise and mayonnaise anywhere near grilled cheese.

I'd ban micro-transactions in games marketed towards children. Then decriminalise euthanasia.

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