My age and ethnicity. I'm very ambiguous looking lmao.

They think I have thoughts

People often believe I'm simultaneously a hypersexual object and an unfuckable abomination.

That I'm aloof and arrogant because of it.

I just don't need social relationships as much as others seem to need it.

Because I talk about my relationships and experiences they think my number of affairs I had must be enormous and beyond the average and beyond decent. It is probably this most do get wrong.

People don't see me as approachable and they couldn't be more wrong. I'm super easy to talk to and get along with. You'd have to be a massive douchebag for me to be rude or unpleasant. Then again I live in the douchebag capital of the world so maybe they're right

People mistake my calm for some kind of softness or weakness or shyness, like they honestly think I will not tell them which of their relatives they can eat out if warranted, it's just that 95% of the time I don't find it worthwhile

I think my accent gets me into trouble from time to time. People can think I'm snobby and judgemental but if you spend time with me I'm just not about that life, I'm too lazy to treat people like shit.

Most people just don't appreciate how perfect I am.