Only the ones that don't fly. They don't throw their poop at me.
Enjoy the sameness.
A lot more than it should. That's what a terrorist regime do.
I had more friends and had a lot better social life.
Not sure what you mean by authentic life but most of the time I hide things and try not to embarrass myself when people are around. So I guess my life isn't authentic?
Nah, we don't care about that kind of stuff in the Third World.
You should dye (Fortunately I'm typing! Otherwise I'd get punched in the face before finishing my sentence) your hair.
But seriously I don't know.