I can't remember names for my life.

Being me? Lol

I'm confused myself, and the confusion just jumps from host to host like a parasite

I think people expect me to be snotty.

By my lectures, probably.

With pocket sand

Turn up, and have a vagina!

I don't do it on purpose.

No. I gain nothing from it

I'm unusually nice.

By telling them my real age

Just a matter of surprise just talk and do something together, I usually win in thumb wars that way.

Through misunderstanding, I guess.