Arman · 12 answers · 3y

You're in a public place. The person next to you asks you: "Did you just fart or is it just your natural smell?" What do you say?

"I did ur mum up the bum last night and I can't seem to wash off the smell."

"My mum's dead, you cunt!"

"And?"

I tell them that smell is actually the decaying body I have in my bag, and I always have room for more.

I’ll muster up a real stinker, and stare him in the eyes as I let loose. Already accused of farting, might as well get comfy.

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