You're in a public place. The person next to you asks you: "Did you just fart or is it just your natural smell?" What do you say?
"I did ur mum up the bum last night and I can't seem to wash off the smell."
"My mum's dead, you cunt!"
"And?"
Farts smell like flowers, gulasch and chocolate to you?
Sorry, this is my most expensive perfume. It is intended for males though.
"What if I told you, you can have it both ways?"
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