What's the main difference between York and New York?
Idk, I've never heard of either one
One is a delicious dark chocolate covered peppermint patty and one is an enormous dystopian concrete jungle
York has Geese that'll fuck up any New Yorker who thinks they're hard.
New York is actually a myth propagated by subway rats so that people will live there, bringing a food supply for the rats
One has New in front of it.
You won't find Chris or Kris Martinez in York.
He'd probably get on the wrong plane and find himself in Scunthorpe.
Saying “ee cudna stop a pig in a ginnel” won’t get you murdered in old York.
@Penelope I googled it and came across "as useful as a chocolate teapot". Apparently you guys have lots of phrases to describe useless people.
@FirstandOnly96 WOW! Is this serious?!
You couldn’t organise a piss up in a brewery is one of my personal favourites.
New York is on a different continent. Also York is an old wool trading spot and New York is a new stock trading spot. York is firmly in the hands of the British and New York is firmly in the hands of the Irish and the Jewish. Hahahahah!
People in York don't substitute breathing for telling you where they're from. They also bathe.
York is a city in Northern England influenced by disgusting Scandinavians and New York is a state in the United States
Unless you mean NYC specifically, which was influenced by disgusting Dutchmen
I don't exactly know why but in my mind Scandinavia = heaven on Earth. That's why my mind couldn't process "disgusting Scandinavians" for a second!
Everyone thinks that about them, but I see through their lies.