Arman · 12 answers · 3y

What's the main difference between York and New York?

One is a delicious dark chocolate covered peppermint patty and one is an enormous dystopian concrete jungle

New York is actually a myth propagated by subway rats so that people will live there, bringing a food supply for the rats

Saying “ee cudna stop a pig in a ginnel” won’t get you murdered in old York.

New York is on a different continent. Also York is an old wool trading spot and New York is a new stock trading spot. York is firmly in the hands of the British and New York is firmly in the hands of the Irish and the Jewish. Hahahahah!

People in York don't substitute breathing for telling you where they're from. They also bathe.

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