Once a month

once a month vis a vis my uterus, but internally? any time a mf tries to make straight pride a thing !

lmao... (nervously asks) - How often do you intend on stabbing me?

Roughly on a monthly basis. Which you already could have guessed?

i don't bleed ofter, but when i do it's meshuggah

Less than the laddies runs away from hate mob

As a person with a functioning uterus: at least once a month.

twice a month, maybe even more. I'm clumsy.

Once a month

Mostly when I'm called into the lab for another blood test, they have more of my blood than I do, but then I'm a donor recipient so I cant even really say this is my blood strictly speaking

No offense, but having blood is disgusting. So I had all mine drained and replaced with 64 tubes of Mountain Dew® lip balm that had been squeezed through cheesecloth

We have like 20 cats, they often scratch us, sometimes deeply enough to make us bleed, so maybe once every few months? not sure.

Almost never.