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Anonymous Coward · 1y

Are commissions still open?

sorry, no. i'll finish up what pieces / series i've taken but i'm afraid you should take your business to someone who actually likes doing commissions, and can do them in any sort of timely manner.

Anonymous Coward · 1y

I love your art and takes. Question: are you in any new fandom? Or are you taking a break from that stuff?

well, an attempt was made to join the pathfinder wrath of the righteous fandom on tumblr, and after a few weeks Everyone that was regularly interacting with me blocked me without warning. so fandom is 'me and my 3 friends' only from now on. you like my takes, you say? let's be friends <3

Anonymous Coward · 1y

You doin good these days? I wish you well

hi twitter creatures. not dead, just put myself in the shame hole for being the world's worst task-doer 👍

Anonymous Coward · 2y

Hi! Genuinely just curious as to what the "πφ" in your bio means.

Anonymous Coward · 2y

Favourite ships or ship dynamics?

amberwood, vorwood, i also ship lorelei and wormwood but lorelei has no canon personality so i'm just shipping ocs together at this point lol
teen girl/older man, (pseudo)daddaughter, sadistic villain/masochistic henchman, weirdo x weirdo but in the exact opposite way, traumatized edgelord x manic pixie dream mom, divorced old men... the list just goes on lol

Anonymous Coward · 2y

If you could change one thing to canon stf, what would it be?

just one??? oh man, human wormy. we could have seen it, we should have seen it. he would have made a more satisfying final villain!

Anonymous Coward · 2y

Any notps stf?

hugfia, i hc hugo as gay bc it would be dramatic considering how conservative his dad is
desamber, amber would bite desmond's head off and he's not her type
my thoughts on cedfia are complicated, i like them together because that's what canon set up imo but i don't like them or find them particularly fun to explore as characters (with the exception of shit i made up for cedric)
also cedric / any man because he's 100% a girllover in my mind

Anonymous Coward · 2y

Here's a thought: Queen Miranda getting fed up with King Roland and she plots his murder while grooming Prince James as a replacement lover in a reverse Oedipus complex.

that's fascinating, i'm into it <3
you have my full support if you wanna write fic about it

Anonymous Coward · 2y

Thoughts on Sofia getting into a political marriage with a Khal Drogo Jr and Cedric having to watch them publicly consummate it?

Anonymous Coward · 2y

On a scale from most to least, which of these characters would you enjoy living with the most? Amber, Wormwood, Sofia, Cedric, Lorelei, Vor

amber, wormwood, lorelei, sofia, vor, cedric
amber's placement here is very dependent on the living conditions we're in, she'd be such a pain if something about her surroundings disturbs her (so am i tbf)
(what a fun question btw ❤)

Anonymous Coward · 2y

Favorite alternative ships for Sofia and Amber?

uhmmm
i dont really have any lol
ambfia has potential, especially as a 'moment of weakness' sort of thing where everything is falling apart and big/little sis is the only one there

Anonymous Coward · 2y

Which sibling is most likely to fuck on the throne, Sofia, Amber, or James?

sofia and james are more likely to want to, sofia because cedric wants to be king and james because he wants to be king

but amber could actually do so whenever she wants once she becomes queen

(random thought- if one were to intensify the events of a royal wedding, james nonconning amber on the throne would be a very interesting concept)

Anonymous Coward · 2y

Which princess is most likely to get knocked up, Amber or Sofia?

ohoho
very interesting question
with cedfia + amberwood in mind...

cedric would be more likely to make a mistake in ensuring contraception, but he also really, REALLY doesn't want kids, so if he suspects sofia is preganant, (and she'd hide it from him, because she really, REALLY wants kids), he'd slip her an abortificient

amber and wormwood wouldn't have that sort of back and forth drama- if amber got pregnant before she was ready she'd easily abort

if this was intended as a purely horny question about fertility, i'd say amber. lorelei had fraternal twins, so amber has the genes for extra eggs

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