jorty

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Massachusetts, USA

Ask me questions! Please!

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Anonymous Coward · 5y

How will the world end?

The Earth will get tired and stop running around

jorty · 5y

Anonymous Coward · 5y

Ever thrown a boomerang?

I did once as a child and I’m still waiting for it to come back

jorty · 5y

Anonymous Coward · 5y

If this is Retrospring, what's Spring?

Spring of Christmas Present

jorty · 5y

Anonymous Coward · 6y

Who would win in a fight between you in a jean jacket and you in jean shorts?

I’ve spent the past day deliberating this, and I’m still not sure. All I know is whoever won would steal the other’s attire.

jorty · 6y

Anonymous Coward · 6y

anything

look at what we got here, fellas: a wise guy

jorty · 6y

Anonymous Coward · 6y

nice header - sen

thank you for your generous donation to this company

jorty · 6y

Anonymous Coward · 6y

On a scale of gay to gay how gay are you

I'd just like to interject for a moment here: what you're referring to as "gay" is actually "GNU/gay", or as I've recently taken to calling it "GNU+gay"

jorty · 6y

Anonymous Coward · 6y

are you gay

on a scale from 0 to 10 yes

jorty · 6y

Anonymous Coward · 6y

how gay

on a scale of 0 to 10 yes