That nightmare I had recently was pretty mental.

Mince and potatoes

I either have a poker face or I look confused haha

Lighter

Scottish version of Kirsten that confuses anyone that isn't British

I'm not a good listener which can frustrate people.

Not necessarily. Some of my online friendships were better than the ones I had in real life.

I feel bad for them and hope they can get over whatever is holding them back

Most people are

Try to advise them and convince them to leave.

Probably 21 questions or something like that

Sometimes cold weather makes me feel less sick

When they actually care about their employees and not just about money.

Sketchers. They look stupid but my nicer shoes are uncomfortable

Sometimes. If they're also stupid then I couldn't give a shit