We don't have candy corn over here

My ma

Yeah 2 years ago, just before the covid thing started

Communication. Being good friends beforehand is a good idea, rather than just jumping straight into it

People who think they can pick and choose things to be self righteous about. Aye you're okay with bullying people but you're also gonna tell me off for saying the word "faggot"?

I don't count calories but I'm really trying not to eat too much shit because I don't want my efforts into being healthy become a total waste

Scratch your balls

Depends

Haven't done that in years

Three drinks usually. I'm a lightweight

Botox. It's hilarious seeing them Love Island slags thinking they're gorgeous but they actually look stupid haha

No, it normally makes me envious

"Awk sure back in my day it was about AC/DC and Led Zeppelin" - rock dads

My boss said that I'm very polite and well mannered. I've been told I come across as innocent

A month I think