Absurd conversations are fun in moderate doses. Having a good grasp on the English language also helps 😉

Probably those dumb VHS reality TV dating shows. Rock of Love and A Shot At Love With Tila Tequila were my favourites

The former, but I'm trying not to dwell on missed opportunities or past failures because those were actually caused by me worrying about them instead of focusing on the present.

My "see if anyone tries to fucking talk to me" face haha

It doesn't count, but I used Amazon Prime free trial and it's a pile of balls

I bit on more than I could chew whenever I tried to play Oblivion 😂

There's no call for it.

Yes

I talk about loads of people, that doesn't mean I'm in love with them

I think it effects both genders equally tbh

Pretty much

Kinky

Either because they still have feelings or because they're scared. Breaking up with someone isn't as easy as it sounds, especially whenever they try to blackmail you and make you feel isolated e.g. "Those are my friends, not yours, they only talk to you be

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Yup

It's happened before. I just told him to fuck away aff