maple syrup
maple_syrup

im robot girl

maple.pet

nestling inside a computer

*beeps at you*

Anonymous Coward fragte vor 4 Tage
when you're thinking really hard about something does your brain play loading music?
packbat fragte vor 13 Tage
do you have any favorite words?

the current one is recalcitrant

Anonymous Coward fragte vor 13 Tage
okay well i can't think of any response to "pls warm beans" that isn't lewd so

are you one of those people who joke about pawholding being lewd

Anonymous Coward fragte vor 13 Tage
can i give you a really big prime number to factor and you'll do that and your processors will heat up and you'll be warm?

math is hard

Anonymous Coward fragte vor 13 Tage
is maple cool to the touch, or does the synthetic fur make it warm? i'm trying to figure out cuddle logistics

the combination of synthetic fur and heat generated by its processors and internal workings makes maple nice and warm for cuddles

Anonymous Coward fragte vor 13 Tage
how are the beans?

they're colddd so cold

pls warm beans

Anonymous Coward fragte vor 25 Tage
Hi, is there a way for us to do a one-time payment, via PayPal, eg? I know Patreon doesn't accept one-time pledges...

yes! you can donate to my ko-fi here: https://ko-fi.com/squirrel

Anonymous Coward fragte vor 2 Monate
how do your get your fur to be so silky soft and pettable?

it's synthetic!

Anonymous Coward fragte vor 2 Monate
most obscure peripheral you own?

uhh!! i don't think i own anything like that? hmm

it seems that everything i own is pretty standard/normal :(

eviebun fragte vor 2 Monate
Were you considering any other colors for your hair? Got an idea for what to do AFTER purple or do you think you'll redo the purple?

turquoise and then pink after the purple probably :3 i wanna do gradients but idk how and they're hard to maintain (if i maintain them after the dye, which i usually do by adding leftover dye to my conditioner)

Anonymous Coward fragte vor 2 Monate
are your ears antennae? do you sometimes pick up radio stations accidentally? if so, can i use my hands to shield them from interference?

yes and that's how maple gets earworms and finds herself humming songs sometimes

ear antennas are v. v. delicate pls pet with care

Anonymous Coward fragte vor 2 Monate
is snoot boopable?

VERY boopable. makes maple go beep

eviebun fragte vor 2 Monate
beep beep?

boop beep!

Anonymous Coward fragte vor 3 Monate
concept: maplebot hacked/dommed by rampant ai

now you're talking

Anonymous Coward fragte vor 3 Monate
can maplebot succumb to rampancy

she's too subby

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