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im robot girl

nestling inside a computer
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beep!!!

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would you snuggle inside an sgi octane?

oo that's like booking a 5 star hotel. how decadent

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does your fur grow, and if it does can it be made into a warm squobit wool sweater?

no! it's a nice even coat of synthetic fur. sometimes there's ... soldering iron incidents... and we have to replace that patch

Anonymous Coward se zeptal před 23 dny
do you have...Teeth or anything like that

socialist teeth

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do you do the thing cats do when they find a big box, and snuggle up inside to get comfy?

only if the box runs windows 9x or nt 4.0

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as a robot, what do you do to keep yourself in peak operating condition?

i wish i knew but i didn't come with an instruction manual :( i'd quite like some maintenance

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do robots need to use toothpaste or something similar?

those with aged abs plastic panels sometimes use peroxide cream to restore original appearance

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Do you prefer screws or bolts?

depends on what you're fastening

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does motor oil taste good?

you know when it's like 40 degrees outside and you drink a super cold trashy slushie just for the brainfreeze? yeah

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You mention hoping no one swaps your paws around when upgrade times come. Has that happened before?

let's just say it's easy to pull practical jokes on a robot if it's deactivated and defenseless

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Do you have another computer to play games on or do you just install them on yourself?

the only game i allow to live rent-free in my head is doom

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can your eyes display different icons?

yes! they are RGB LED matrices, but usually just display regular eyes

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... ... ... ...Beep?

beep be-boop!

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Can you use your eyes like headlights?

yes but if i do that in the house at night i get yelled at by my girlfriends for scaring the shit out of them

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Do you upgrade yourself on occasion?

i'm too faint of heart to perform surgery on myself so i leave it to one of my loved ones and hope they don't prank me swapping my paws around or something

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beep???
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