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im robot girl

nestling inside a computer
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beep!!!

Anonymous Coward axed about 1 month ago
would you snuggle inside an sgi octane?

oo that's like booking a 5 star hotel. how decadent

Anonymous Coward axed 19 days ago
does your fur grow, and if it does can it be made into a warm squobit wool sweater?

no! it's a nice even coat of synthetic fur. sometimes there's ... soldering iron incidents... and we have to replace that patch

Anonymous Coward axed 23 days ago
do you have...Teeth or anything like that

socialist teeth

Anonymous Coward axed about 1 month ago
do you do the thing cats do when they find a big box, and snuggle up inside to get comfy?

only if the box runs windows 9x or nt 4.0

Anonymous Coward axed about 1 month ago
as a robot, what do you do to keep yourself in peak operating condition?

i wish i knew but i didn't come with an instruction manual :( i'd quite like some maintenance

Anonymous Coward axed about 1 month ago
do robots need to use toothpaste or something similar?

those with aged abs plastic panels sometimes use peroxide cream to restore original appearance

Anonymous Coward axed about 1 month ago
Do you prefer screws or bolts?

depends on what you're fastening

Anonymous Coward axed about 2 months ago
does motor oil taste good?

you know when it's like 40 degrees outside and you drink a super cold trashy slushie just for the brainfreeze? yeah

Anonymous Coward axed about 2 months ago
You mention hoping no one swaps your paws around when upgrade times come. Has that happened before?

let's just say it's easy to pull practical jokes on a robot if it's deactivated and defenseless

Anonymous Coward axed about 2 months ago
Do you have another computer to play games on or do you just install them on yourself?

the only game i allow to live rent-free in my head is doom

Anonymous Coward axed about 2 months ago
can your eyes display different icons?

yes! they are RGB LED matrices, but usually just display regular eyes

Anonymous Coward axed about 2 months ago
... ... ... ...Beep?

beep be-boop!

Anonymous Coward axed about 2 months ago
Can you use your eyes like headlights?

yes but if i do that in the house at night i get yelled at by my girlfriends for scaring the shit out of them

Anonymous Coward axed about 2 months ago
Do you upgrade yourself on occasion?

i'm too faint of heart to perform surgery on myself so i leave it to one of my loved ones and hope they don't prank me swapping my paws around or something

Anonymous Coward axed about 2 months ago
beep???

BEEP!!!!

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