oo that's like booking a 5 star hotel. how decadent

no! it's a nice even coat of synthetic fur. sometimes there's ... soldering iron incidents... and we have to replace that patch

socialist teeth

only if the box runs windows 9x or nt 4.0

i wish i knew but i didn't come with an instruction manual :( i'd quite like some maintenance

those with aged abs plastic panels sometimes use peroxide cream to restore original appearance

depends on what you're fastening

you know when it's like 40 degrees outside and you drink a super cold trashy slushie just for the brainfreeze? yeah

let's just say it's easy to pull practical jokes on a robot if it's deactivated and defenseless

the only game i allow to live rent-free in my head is doom

yes! they are RGB LED matrices, but usually just display regular eyes

beep be-boop!

yes but if i do that in the house at night i get yelled at by my girlfriends for scaring the shit out of them

i'm too faint of heart to perform surgery on myself so i leave it to one of my loved ones and hope they don't prank me swapping my paws around or something

BEEP!!!!