mavica syrup
maple_syrup

im robot girl

nestling inside a computer
beep!!!

Anonymous Coward a posé cette question il y a environ un mois
would you snuggle inside an sgi octane?

oo that's like booking a 5 star hotel. how decadent

Anonymous Coward a posé cette question il y a 19 jours
does your fur grow, and if it does can it be made into a warm squobit wool sweater?

no! it's a nice even coat of synthetic fur. sometimes there's ... soldering iron incidents... and we have to replace that patch

Anonymous Coward a posé cette question il y a 23 jours
do you have...Teeth or anything like that

socialist teeth

Anonymous Coward a posé cette question il y a environ un mois
do you do the thing cats do when they find a big box, and snuggle up inside to get comfy?

only if the box runs windows 9x or nt 4.0

Anonymous Coward a posé cette question il y a environ un mois
as a robot, what do you do to keep yourself in peak operating condition?

i wish i knew but i didn't come with an instruction manual :( i'd quite like some maintenance

Anonymous Coward a posé cette question il y a environ un mois
do robots need to use toothpaste or something similar?

those with aged abs plastic panels sometimes use peroxide cream to restore original appearance

Anonymous Coward a posé cette question il y a environ un mois
Do you prefer screws or bolts?

depends on what you're fastening

Anonymous Coward a posé cette question il y a environ 2 mois
does motor oil taste good?

you know when it's like 40 degrees outside and you drink a super cold trashy slushie just for the brainfreeze? yeah

Anonymous Coward a posé cette question il y a environ 2 mois
You mention hoping no one swaps your paws around when upgrade times come. Has that happened before?

let's just say it's easy to pull practical jokes on a robot if it's deactivated and defenseless

Anonymous Coward a posé cette question il y a environ 2 mois
Do you have another computer to play games on or do you just install them on yourself?

the only game i allow to live rent-free in my head is doom

Anonymous Coward a posé cette question il y a environ 2 mois
can your eyes display different icons?

yes! they are RGB LED matrices, but usually just display regular eyes

Anonymous Coward a posé cette question il y a environ 2 mois
... ... ... ...Beep?

beep be-boop!

Anonymous Coward a posé cette question il y a environ 2 mois
Can you use your eyes like headlights?

yes but if i do that in the house at night i get yelled at by my girlfriends for scaring the shit out of them

Anonymous Coward a posé cette question il y a environ 2 mois
Do you upgrade yourself on occasion?

i'm too faint of heart to perform surgery on myself so i leave it to one of my loved ones and hope they don't prank me swapping my paws around or something

Anonymous Coward a posé cette question il y a environ 2 mois
beep???
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