Ocean Machine
oceanmachine

BORN TO ????? / ANXIETY IS A FUCK / 鬼神 Regret It All 1988 / I am sober man / 410,757,864,530 CLOSED DOORS

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The river opened her mouth and spat into a vast sea, larger and bluer than a cloudless sky, muscular, prodigious, immortal. But our vessel was invulnerable, it was well built . The boat rocked me into sleep and I floated through a deep dream, smooth sailing through the castle in the air...

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Pandy asked 3 days ago · 13 Answers

What is the pettiest reason you would not date someone?

LaDamaX asked 7 days ago · 12 Answers

Can you grow a mustache/beard, or have you ever sported one? Your thoughts on facial hair?

At best, I can probably grow a circle beard. The growth on my cheeks isn't as good, and the colour being fair also works against how visible it is. I also developed trichotillomania (hair pulling disorder) a year or two ago (in my case, exclusively with my facial hair) which makes it impossible to grow a beard anyway. A shame because I've let my hair grow long these past couple of years, and I think it would look better with a beard.

Pandy asked 7 days ago · 11 Answers

If it was up to you, how big would you want your boobs / penis to be?

I think it's fine as it is - not that it gets used for anything where the size is relevant 😬

Pandy asked 7 days ago · 12 Answers

On a scale from 1 to 10 (1 being 'wtf is that', 10 being 'I adore it') how much do you care about the Eurovision Song Contest?

2 - The music is rubbish, and it annoys me that the voting is usually influenced by people's opinions of a country rather than which song was their favourite.

Arman asked 9 days ago · 10 Answers

Do you have a favorite song by a[n] artist/band you don't necessarily like?

LaDamaX asked 9 days ago · 13 Answers

How do you pronounce Tuesday? Does it sound more like “Chewsday”?

Arthur asked 9 days ago · 11 Answers

What's a good song to listen while doing homework? 🙄

Daniel asked 13 days ago · 15 Answers

Do you think insulting people on the internet should be legal?

Yes. If it wasn't, would all insults be illegal? Imagine being arrested for using a really tame insult like snowflake. Or would there be a list of insults that cross the line? Who decides where that line is drawn?

Merida asked 12 days ago · 10 Answers

I'm thinking about getting an air-fryer. Do you have one? Would you recommend it?

I don't, but my mum has one and uses it quite a lot.

Daniel asked 12 days ago · 16 Answers

You are waiting at the train station and two 16 year old boys are blasting loud hiphop music on their bluetooth speaker. You and and an old couple nearby are bothered by it. Do you ask them to turn the music off?

No, wouldn't want to risk getting beaten up or stabbed.

Shannon asked 13 days ago · 11 Answers

Did you ever go through a phase?

Example , chav, emo, scene kid, chemo, mosher, goth etc...

Early-2000s skater kid. Baggy clothes, pop-punk & nu metal, CKY/Jackass, Tony Hawk games, being shit at skateboarding, hating townies (chavs). Good times.

Shannon asked 16 days ago · 11 Answers

What's your opinion on being proposed to in mcdonalds?

Cringe, but also funny because it reminds me of this song.

I wanna take you to Mcdonalds with a candle
Girl, it's my love you can't handle
(...) I'll give you a rose, pull out your chair when we eat
Fuck I can't, 'cos In McDonalds it's a bolted seat
Don't matter 'cos I'm here with you
With a medium value meal and a chocolate sundae too

Daniel asked 17 days ago · 16 Answers

Is it okay to throw eggs at politicians?

Shannon asked 17 days ago · 6 Answers

Have you ever watched gogglebox?

Pandy asked 16 days ago · 10 Answers

What is your go to 'fuck it' unhealthy food you go to when you're stressed/sad/grumpy?