Sony's press conference at E3 2006: Giant enemy crab / attack its weak point for massive damage / Riiiiidge Raaaceeeer / 599 US Dollars

France

In the lions' den, "God is my judge".

Some I know immediately, others take repeated listens in the context of an album before they 'click'.

Hmm, not sure. Maybe a drone? But I don't know if that's enough money for a decent one, and there also seem to be a lot of restrictions on where you can fly them. Another idea is a trail cam sort of thing I could set up in my garden to film foxes and badgers.

The sea, traffic pollution, cannabis, piss.

Mycelium

Underrated. For me, it wasn't until I was "dad-aged" (my 30s) that I appreciated dad jokes. I think as you get older, you learn to enjoy the simple things in life, and one of those things can be the simplicity of a good dad joke.

Spring-heeled Jack

The state the Conservative party is in would be funny if they weren't in charge of the country.

Sounds like a name an edgy 13-year-old would come up with for their brutal death metal band.

Hyperbole

This, but I don't dance, I do GigaChad poses.

The Tower of London Ravenmaster. "Legend maintains that should the ravens ever leave the Tower, the White Tower will fall and disaster will befall the kingdom". If you think this country is in a bad state now, imagine how much worse it would be if this guy wasn't there to give scritches to the Ravens.

Not traumatised, but I was scared of the Sphinxes' Gate statues in The Neverending Story. I used to have nightmares about statues coming to life, but not sure if they started before or after I saw that movie.