Daniel · 13 answers · 3y

Would you like to be a pretty 18 year old girl that does dance videos on tik tok?

No, I don't really know what that entails because I don't have any interest in tik tok dance videos or 18-year-old girls. But I can imagine what some of it based on what I've seen from other kinds of near-children that men in their 40s stalk online.

If I was offered a different life I'd go for haggard, reclusive witch that lives in a hotel where several other silly characters reside.

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