I like kids generally. But there's always that kid, often called Cameron, that makes me glad I can't have children and that no one would hand one over to me, either. I don't not want kids, I just think they deserve better than me. If someone did hand one over to me, I would want to take them but I can't afford a smol tho so it'd be terrible if I did. I think kids deserve better than me, but I hear people talk about the kids they produced all day and sometimes their comments and behavior make me think the parenting bar is actually pretty low and I could probably do at least as well as they do. I'd never be able to live with myself if I couldn't do at least as well as they can, though. The idea of being a parent at all and possibly having to face failing a child repeatedly just horrifies me. I'd really rather jump in front of a bus.