I don't have an actual face mask for serious business time. I have a novelty surgical mask that has a sharp-teeth-big-grin-look-this-person-has-no-friends-manga-mouth printed on it. I wore it to work for fun-fun dumb bitch time once. But now I'm wearing it FOR SERIOUS to work because we're supposed to cover our faces, and it's the best thing I have for that. It's supposed to protect others. But since they don't care wtf it is we wear on our faces, and the things we are wearing seem less than adequate, I think it's just an attempt to safeguard against potential customer lawsuits in the future by offering some health security theater.