20 years ago last month, a woman in Mexico with no medical experience performed a self-inflicted c-section, and both she and her baby survived. Not only that, but she did it straight hammered on the hard sauce because it was all she had to dull the pain. She used a chopping knife from her kitchen, and she had to shank herself three times before she got the incision right, which took at least a full hour. Then she reached inside of her own body and removed her living child, cut the umbilical and everything, and reportedly only passed out for a few moments after the baby was delivered and OK.

She gave all the credit to thE LoRD, and also said that she didn't recommend performing your own c-section.

Anyway, why does Aron Ralston get a bunch of money for his ordeal but not this woman? SOmeone ask James Francoff, if you can find him