local embarrassment
They think I'm cool and wanna be my friend but I'm like sorry sweetie I already have too many friends. They cry and also my dad tells me he's proud of me
.With the end punctuation
Shannon ( birthday week ) · 8 answers · 20d
Would you rather be in jail for five years or be in a coma for a decade?
Jail. I don't want to be in a coma because longterm care in the US is horrifying, and no one I love can afford it anyway.
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Arman · 10 answers · 17d
What title might a journalist choose if they were writing a hit piece about you?
"Get a Load of This Blockhead, Gee Whiz Cheese Whiz and Crackers, AM I Right Or What"
Shannon ( birthday week ) · 8 answers · 20d
Would you rather be forced to sing along or dance to every single song you hear?
Dance, because they play music over the speakers all day at work. If I just have to dance to Margaritaville four times a day I think I can power through, but if I had to sing it I'd have to quit.
Yes, I want to impress you with how I can juggle them for 25 seconds
Kate Matsuda · 8 answers · 2mo
How do you introduce your spouse/partner/significant other in your language without calling them by their role name as spouse/partner/significant other? or do you simply say 'this is my wife/husband/girlfriend/boyfriend/anything without adding their name? I do introduce my girlfriend just by her name without mentioning our type of relationship. Which sometimes seems to be regarded as misleading or unfriendly at times. How do you do everybody justice?
One time my mom was trying to introduce me to someone, but she was also I guess having an internal meltdown about remembering not to say "this is my son___" so she said, 'this is my sister" by accident. And her face was like "oh no", and I feel compelled to solve all my parents mistakes for them no matter how small so I was like, "Because she's obviously too youthful to be my mother."
So my answer is I'm going to introduce every single person no matter who they are to me as "my sister."
And in a way, aren't we all sisters after all
That would track for me. One of them is, I assume, trained, skilled at fighting, and the other isn't. Buhcooz having giant muscles doesn't necessarily mean you're good at combat. Particularly when up against a person who is trained to fight like a bee and dance like a Butterfree.
Kate Matsuda · 10 answers · 1mo
Your fridge is empty and you have a budget for food for two days. What do you shop?
A pound of eggs
Wait, you guys can entertain even a single person?
Palpatine, somehow.
guy who thinks they're deep voice you shut your eyes
Kate Matsuda · 7 answers · 25d
When Ulysses arrived at the island of Circe why did she turn his comrades into pigs?
Soild prank
Arthur · 10 answers · 19d
I'm going to the CD store, anyone wants something?
Yes. Steal me something gay and sad
I can't endorse that. I can tell you that if it were me? I'd probably do it if it didn't seem like an instant death sort of situation. Love bolt-cutting, but if there's no bolts it's just like an invitation with attached balloons. Like someone wants me to go in there, obviously. Perhaps god, or jesus. Or Taylor Swift. So if something goes wrong, it was taylor swift's fault.
I also have little regard for my own life, so none of that was an endorsement, either.
So officially, on the record, I'm saying don't do it. But also maybe wink wink, but no, not that.