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Pandy · 6 answers · 9d

What do you really like about your parents/guardians?

They're not proud fascists. Like my dad is not afraid to say genocide is bad, and my mom usually doesn't side with fascism at all. Usually.

Seems like a really low bar. Yet, quite a few people do not reach it.

Arthur · 9 answers · 8d

How would you feel if the TV news stopped normal broadcast every hour to warn about a big storm that's going to come tomorrow?

When I was a kid, they sorta did that on the local news from like March to July. Because they wanted to freak every 5th grader out about getting pinned and crushed by a loose mattress in tornado every morning... before they could even find out if school was canceled for the weather (it never was).

Pandy · 9 answers · 8d

How does someone attractive know if someone is saying something sincere to them (and not just trying to say what they will to get in their pants/panties)?

I hope that attractive people are aware of others well enough to know that not everyone wanna fuck everyone else.

Aaron ⚓️ · 8 answers · 19d

One rice dish has to go: Paella, Biryani, Jambalaya, Arroz Rojo, Bibimbap, Risotto

I've never eaten paella. But I'd chuck the absolute shit out of Risotto over the rest.

Daniel · 12 answers · 25d

What traits do you associate with a person who prefers dark chocolate over milk chocolate?

Arthur · 9 answers · 24d

Anyone wants a one year free trial of some sketchy data recovery software?

LaDamaX · 14 answers · 21d

How would you describe the color of your eyes? My daughter says mind are “cockroach brown”. 😅

Daniel · 13 answers · 2mo

What was the largest animal that you have touched?

I don't know, I've touched a Clydesdale and a camel that were probably really close in height and weight. But I'm not sure which one was technically larger. I didn't touch them on the same day, though. My life will never be that interesting.

LaDamaX · 14 answers · 27d

How are you feeling today? Don’t give me the “I’m fine” polite response. Give me the real deal.

LaDamaX · 6 answers · 27d

How do you know an entertainer (actor or singer) is no longer as relevant other than they have retired? Is Madonna still relevant?

Daniel · 13 answers · 28d

You are paired with 100 random humans, if you are better than all of them at something you win a billion dollars, what are you doing?

LaDamaX · 13 answers · 27d

We’re you ever “parentified” as a child?

Daniel · 13 answers · 3mo

What is something that you have changed your mind about?

I used to think strawberries were ugly, but now I think they're just slightly below average attractiveness.

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