If they don't stfu about it then yeah we're gonna have a problem

Polytheism. no offense but it seems like a lotta work for just one god

best way to prevent untimely wrinkles is to protect from sun damage, so get a lotion with SPF

my last gf loved my long hair so i didn't cut it short while i was with her. now i present myself in a very specific way that you would have to vibe with before we start dating anyway

no, you don't have to love anyone you don't actually love

nope, my phone suffices when i wanna lay in bed and watch something

it's not a good thing but yes i have

if you want i can commit a hate crime against you so your dumb ass finally has something to protest about

My botanical exfoliating scrub. my face is like a baby's butt after i use it

men in cages

I think space is really really PHAT

ASS

studying, then gaymer shit

Sounds cool but i think for the garden to be at its best, the roof needs to be well secured so that random non-residents don't take a shit in the tomatoes or smth

I have a date tmrw, and she's the one who asked me out 🥺