Probably last month when I bought some new pairs of jeans just to see how good they represent my butt curves.

Hm ...... when I tried some new dresses on I had to check them while going back and forth on my balcony. At the third dress I saw my neighbour across the street watching and smiling.

Lol me dressed up? Chyea right

never lol

I can only think of that happening once, years ago. I was supposed to be going out to dinner one Saturday night and it got cancelled at the last minute because the restaurant went up in flames.

Never. Maybe if I was gorgeous I'd do it, but meh.

Never happened

yesterday, to check if my job interview outfit looks alright

Never.

1) I never have anywhere to go bc locations are a myth invented by math to sell disposable cameras

2) Me being dressed up is the event and location. People look at me and it takes them there.

3) "dressed up" for me is usually just not wearing an 8 year old shirt, but the last time I got 'really fancy' it was just an excuse to wear my new boots and I didn't really have anywhere to go. I ended up eating xiaolongbao with my dad tho

Never, if I am dressed up there is an event going down, dammit I will make an event - you ever been kidnapped and taken to the opera? Because you will be!!! 😛

I don’t get dressed up unless I have somewhere to go. That’s what my heels are for. 👠 👠