Loves me some stories
They find everything I say “fascinating.” .......probably.... has never really happened before.
Sounds like you want to
So easy... MONEY PLZZZZZ
Potatoes, asparagus, jalapeños
From the ocean ... duh... parents go and fish out a baby when they’re ready. (Literally what my parents expected me to believe until my early 20s)
Only if I’m on my period and wearing my old and tattered granny panties. Bloody pad included at no extra charge
I ... actually haven’t been out in public for over 4 months ... >_<
I just have one tiny lil suitcase, but it’s sooooooo heavy!!
Not necessarily. I was feeling super sexy this morning until I walked by a mirror. ::::Shudder::::
My mother in law said that she likes how i spend my free time playing with my baby instead of cleaning 😕
Passive aggressive. My husband hates it. 🤷♀️ don’t frustrate me?
Ew. I can’t make myself watch my own lecture videos for proofing purposes.