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Daemon asked 3 months ago · 6 Answers
What is the first reaction you notice about people that are into you when you talk to them ?

They find everything I say “fascinating.” .......probably.... has never really happened before.

Pandy asked 3 months ago · 12 Answers
What are your thoughts on mardi gras? Would you flash your boobs for some beads?

Sounds like you want to

Daniel asked 3 months ago · 18 Answers
Do you think it was useless to learn all that stuff in school that you never use in your life?

It’s like asking athletes if all the non “not their sport” exercises are useless. Of course not. It’s all flexing some sort of muscle that you’ll probably use later. Studying seemingly unrelated things flexes your brainzo. For example, why the hell did I


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Daniel asked 3 months ago · 14 Answers
Would you rather have 50 million dollars or have 100% complete knowledge about physics?


Pandy asked 3 months ago · 11 Answers
What are your top 3 favourite veggies?

Potatoes, asparagus, jalapeños

Chris Martinez asked 3 months ago · 10 Answers
Where do babies come from?🤣

From the ocean ... duh... parents go and fish out a baby when they’re ready. (Literally what my parents expected me to believe until my early 20s)

Chris Martinez asked 3 months ago · 6 Answers
If I serenade you under your balcony will u throw your panties at me? 😄

Only if I’m on my period and wearing my old and tattered granny panties. Bloody pad included at no extra charge

Sean ⚡🤖 asked 3 months ago · 10 Answers
Out and about today, I saw someone in a welder's mask, and someone with a piece of plastic taped to their glasses, have you seen any funny/creative/bizarre face coverings during the covid apocalypse?

I ... actually haven’t been out in public for over 4 months ... >_<

Pandy asked 3 months ago · 14 Answers
Some internet stranger offers you $10,000 to send them a pair of your used underwear - do you take the offer? (this isn't something I'm offering!)

Why not

Pandy asked 3 months ago · 9 Answers
On a scale from 1 to 10 (1 being "can lift it with my pinkie" 10 being "I need a forklift") how heavy is your emotional baggage?

I just have one tiny lil suitcase, but it’s sooooooo heavy!!

Pandy asked 4 months ago · 12 Answers
Do you need to look sexy to feel sexy?

Not necessarily. I was feeling super sexy this morning until I walked by a mirror. ::::Shudder::::

nefarious yeets asked 4 months ago · 11 Answers
What was the last insulting thing someone said to you, and how did you respond? (Or how do you wish you'd responded, if you prefer. )

My mother in law said that she likes how i spend my free time playing with my baby instead of cleaning 😕

Pandy asked 4 months ago · 10 Answers
How does your frustration manifest? (i.e. quite spite, passive agressive behaviour, isolation, blind rage etc.)

Passive aggressive. My husband hates it. 🤷‍♀️ don’t frustrate me?

Pandy asked 4 months ago · 15 Answers
Do you like the sound of your own voice?

Ew. I can’t make myself watch my own lecture videos for proofing purposes.

Pandy asked 4 months ago · 14 Answers
What would you rather: having no friends or only having a few shitty friends?

No friends plz