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Pandy · 9 answers · 3y

What are your thoughts on mardi gras? Would you flash your boobs for some beads?

Daniel · 16 answers · 3y

Do you think it was useless to learn all that stuff in school that you never use in your life?

It’s like asking athletes if all the non “not their sport” exercises are useless. Of course not. It’s all flexing some sort of muscle that you’ll probably use later. Studying seemingly unrelated things flexes your brainzo. For example, why the hell did I need to study chemistry? Well... now when I teach math, i can draw on my (very limited) chem knowledge and connect with my chem majors.

Daniel · 12 answers · 3y

Would you rather have 50 million dollars or have 100% complete knowledge about physics?

Chris CM. Martinez · 9 answers · 3y

Where do babies come from?🤣

From the ocean ... duh... parents go and fish out a baby when they’re ready. (Literally what my parents expected me to believe until my early 20s)

Chris CM. Martinez · 5 answers · 4y

If I serenade you under your balcony will u throw your panties at me? 😄

Only if I’m on my period and wearing my old and tattered granny panties. Bloody pad included at no extra charge

Sean ⚡🤖 · 9 answers · 4y

Out and about today, I saw someone in a welder's mask, and someone with a piece of plastic taped to their glasses, have you seen any funny/creative/bizarre face coverings during the covid apocalypse?

Pandy · 12 answers · 4y

Some internet stranger offers you $10,000 to send them a pair of your used underwear - do you take the offer? (this isn't something I'm offering!)

Pandy · 7 answers · 4y

On a scale from 1 to 10 (1 being "can lift it with my pinkie" 10 being "I need a forklift") how heavy is your emotional baggage?

Pandy · 10 answers · 4y

Do you need to look sexy to feel sexy?

Not necessarily. I was feeling super sexy this morning until I walked by a mirror. ::::Shudder::::

nefarious yeets · 10 answers · 4y

What was the last insulting thing someone said to you, and how did you respond? (Or how do you wish you'd responded, if you prefer. )

My mother in law said that she likes how i spend my free time playing with my baby instead of cleaning 😕

Pandy · 8 answers · 4y

How does your frustration manifest? (i.e. quite spite, passive agressive behaviour, isolation, blind rage etc.)

Pandy · 13 answers · 4y

Do you like the sound of your own voice?

Pandy · 12 answers · 4y

What would you rather: having no friends or only having a few shitty friends?

Merida · 6 answers · 4y

What's your most embarrassing moment involving a fart?

My farts have summoning powers. If I fart in an empty room, someone will walk in almost immediately.

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