Loves me some stories
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How old were you when you learned how to swim? Who taught you? If you haven’t, why not?
What’s the right way to cut toast? Vertically, horizontally, or diagonally?
How does it feel to be someone else's first choice?
Why all that look so good is so bad? 🙄😒😤
What was the dumbest thing you got in trouble for during your upbringing and school days?
It was break time and I was running around the halls with my friends when we found out our Russian teacher was absent. I said “yay no Russian class today!” Thats all I said on the sickest. After the break, we went back to class, and there was a severe looking woman waiting for us. She was the substitute. And she chewed me out for being a lazy good for nothing student who celebrates ignorance and has no appreciation for learning. She must have heard me out in the hall?? What a fucking bitch that whore was. I guess she thought she could use me to reach obedience to the rest. Worst part? This was 2nd grade and I was the best, most responsible student in my class. I still remember her ugly face 28 years later.
If someone of the gender you are not/or least attracted to you asked you to look at their private parts because they had some health concerns, would you?
Whenever we did something that we shouldn’t have as children, my mother would tell us that God would punish us for our bad behavior. What’s something that your parents told you as a child but you never believed?
My great grandma used to say that. I believed her. One time a neighbor kid was being a jerk so I told him god would punish him. He thrust his hips toward the sky in a humping motion and said “god can suck my dick.” he wasn’t immediately struck down. Next time my great grandma tries to pull the god trick on me , I gave her this look https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/006/026/NOTSUREIF.jpg
How would you define your sexual life?
Are you good at managing how you're perceived?
How would you feel if someone told you: "You're the kind of person I would go gay for"?
What are you currently avoiding?
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