Former Duke of Spring.me I'm a baker by trade, albeit a rather reticent one at that. Talk to me for too long and I might discover your hidden weakness 👀 it's probably chocolate.
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Your only means of self defense is the thing next to you, how well do you fare?
Imagine... 🤔 If you were on the market on 𝔸𝕞𝕒𝕫𝕠𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕘.𝕔𝕠 💲𝔀𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝔀𝓸𝓾𝓵𝓭 𝓫𝓮 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓹𝓻𝓲𝓬𝓮 👀(💥𝓓𝓸 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓴 𝔂𝓸𝓾'𝓭 𝓱𝓪𝓿𝓮 𝓪 𝓱𝓲𝓰𝓱 𝓻𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓷𝓰?)
Are narcissists a necessary evil, or should they be gassed?
When you knot pieces of lead to your body and jump into deep waters we do not say it is suicide, we say it's diving sports. We also call leather torture "football". We are weird critters!
I'm having a big problem with actors and models. I only can see them as the role they played. Don't you dare to appear in Birkenstock shoes or in your sloppy private mess in any picture!
Do you remember how it was when you wanted what you now have?
What is the use of eyebrows?
When Elon Musk succeeds, would you settle on Mars one day?
When we would meet by chance in a bar, would you recognise me by my weird questions?
To talk and write in a foreign language is tough, the natives are always more friendly, more civilised, more kind and more nice. You'll feel like helplessly rude in comparison. Damn it!
The Greek seafarers knew the sea, ships, courses, stars. They describe many things, but never say something like the blue skies or the blue sea. Actually in Homers poem about Troy there isn't once the term blue. Were Greek blind for blue?
I always wanted to know why there are magic wands. I understand why a mechanic has a wrench or why a dog owner has a leash, but a wand?
My garage had this notice at the front door today: Worked enough, gone tanning!
What's something that would kill prince philip?
How much of a perfectionist are you? Exaples for easy going and extremes welcome!
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