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Former Duke of Spring.me I'm a baker by trade, albeit a rather reticent one at that. Talk to me for too long and I might discover your hidden weakness 👀 it's probably chocolate.

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Garden-variety sociopath, who's very lucid... sometimes.

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Kate Matsuda · 7 answers · 2y

Today I received another E-Mail from a russian person who claims to have met me and since then aims at making me happy in every possible meaning of happy and promises she has no financial interests. How come I do not know her? Any Anastasia here?

I usually get those mysterious Brenda's in my email... They're always local and looking for a good time lol. Serial killers.

Kate Matsuda · 4 answers · 2y

Instagram says some pictures are against the guidelines , but it is only a software that censors and that software is stupid as fuck. And on appeal the same software messages you to be in danger of having your account deleted. Is this the future? Some AI censors your freedom and enforces questionable claims without a person ever looking into it while the same AI lets go any hate speech and fascism promoting images? Thoughts?

Instagram is a sketchy ass app, I've seen people's whole ass with a peek beyond that, and they got a free because of a nasty energy drink they were promoting.

Daniel · 12 answers · 2y

Are you cute or are you hot?

I was told I'd be considered attractive for an Albanian... If I was Albanian that is. 🌚

Daniel · 9 answers · 2y

What did you do in your last workout?

Pick up bag. Cut open bag. Repeat 5 times. Add 70 lbs of egg, 70 lbs of water and 75 lbs of vegetable oil. Repeat whole routine for another 10 hours until done 😪

Merida · 6 answers · 2y

When and how was your last kiss?

Qafka · 9 answers · 2y

What do other people find attractive about you?

I don't know because it's usually the most random people who voice such an opinion, and they're usually ex-cons or worse. 👀

Kate Matsuda · 10 answers · 2y

Inspired by Daniels interest in fat distribution: Why are boobs 95% fat and only 5% milk making tissue?

Kate Matsuda · 5 answers · 2y

Why is smiling with visible teeth considered a friendly gesture though we get the creeps when dogs, crocodiles, snakes, apes, cats do the same?

Because normally dogs and crocodiles don't really smile, as for apes, well baring teeth is generally considered a sign of aggression among raisin connoisseurs.

Qafka · 8 answers · 2y

Think of a fellow retrospringer. What do you like about them?

Merida · 7 answers · 2y

When you have repeatedly lied, can you be offended when people can't believe any word that you say?

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