Dingus
CrustyD

Former Duke of Spring.me I'm a baker by trade, albeit a rather reticent one at that. Talk to me for too long and I might discover your hidden weakness 👀 it's probably chocolate.

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Garden-variety sociopath, who's very lucid... sometimes.

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LaDamaX asked 3 months ago · 16 answers

What celebrity are you in awe of? Why?

Daniel asked 3 months ago · 13 answers

What's a piece of software that you never want to use again?

LaDamaX asked 3 months ago · 12 answers

Why should I go to sleep?

Because you'll regret it later if you don't.

Daniel asked 3 months ago · 14 answers

What is your best life advice for teenagers?

Daniel asked 3 months ago · 15 answers

Which fictional character would you bang?

Merida asked 3 months ago · 13 answers

Have you ever been chilling in your bed/coach for a while and suddenly, you start smelling some kind of fragrance but nothing around is different? It happens to me constantly and it's creepy tbh 😭

cLOUD asked 3 months ago · 8 answers

Pretend you’re a bartender and make up a signature drink: name + ingredients

A Rusty Dingus: One half coffee and lemon juice and parts antifreeze with a little cigarette ash.

cLOUD asked 3 months ago · 9 answers

Do you fart a lot in your sleep?

🌚 my methane levels during sleep are within normal limits... I swear.

cLOUD asked 3 months ago · 13 answers

Name five of your favorite veggies

Beans, potatoes, bean sprouts, bell peppers, leeks.

LaDamaX asked 3 months ago · 14 answers

Why should I be wary of you? 🫣😒

"The blood. It got me this far. I need more."

cLOUD asked 3 months ago · 15 answers

How many tabs do you have open right now?

Kate Matsuda asked 3 months ago · 8 answers

Dad and little daughter behind me in a bus. They hustle a while. Then the little daughter asks me: May I touch your braid? Me:yes. She pulls and turns to her dad: .. real hair, no plastic! You lost! Now give me the lollipop!

Kate Matsuda asked 3 months ago · 8 answers

Why is it called "Monkey Business"?

Kate Matsuda asked 3 months ago · 10 answers

Did you ever prank a teacher and what was it?

Kate Matsuda asked 3 months ago · 11 answers

What gross thing did you do as a teen and you now regret?