Dingus
CrustyD

Former Duke of Spring.me I'm a baker by trade, albeit a rather reticent one at that. Talk to me for too long and I might discover your hidden weakness 👀 it's probably chocolate.

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Garden-variety sociopath, who's very lucid... sometimes.

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@LaDamaX
LaDamaX · 13 answers · 2y

What celebrity are you in awe of? Why?

Kate 🌚

@CrustyD
Dingus · 2y
@Wieselmann
Daniel · 9 answers · 2y

What's a piece of software that you never want to use again?

Windows

@CrustyD
Dingus · 2y
@LaDamaX
LaDamaX · 11 answers · 2y

Why should I go to sleep?

Because you'll regret it later if you don't.

@CrustyD
Dingus · 2y
@Wieselmann
Daniel · 12 answers · 2y

What is your best life advice for teenagers?

"Close your mouth and sit up straight."

@CrustyD
Dingus · 2y
@Wieselmann
Daniel · 12 answers · 2y

Which fictional character would you bang?

Rosie The Robot from The Jetsons.

@CrustyD
Dingus · 2y
@DUST
Merida · 12 answers · 2y

Have you ever been chilling in your bed/coach for a while and suddenly, you start smelling some kind of fragrance but nothing around is different? It happens to me constantly and it's creepy tbh 😭

Is the fragrance barbecue?

@CrustyD
Dingus · 2y
@CloudBurst07
cLOUD · 7 answers · 2y

Pretend you’re a bartender and make up a signature drink: name + ingredients

A Rusty Dingus: One half coffee and lemon juice and parts antifreeze with a little cigarette ash.

@CrustyD
Dingus · 2y
@CloudBurst07
cLOUD · 8 answers · 2y

Do you fart a lot in your sleep?

🌚 my methane levels during sleep are within normal limits... I swear.

@CrustyD
Dingus · 2y
@CloudBurst07
cLOUD · 10 answers · 2y

Name five of your favorite veggies

Beans, potatoes, bean sprouts, bell peppers, leeks.

@CrustyD
Dingus · 2y
@LaDamaX
LaDamaX · 11 answers · 2y

Why should I be wary of you? 🫣😒

"The blood. It got me this far. I need more."

@CrustyD
Dingus · 2y
@CloudBurst07
cLOUD · 14 answers · 2y

How many tabs do you have open right now?

Just to answer this, one. 🌚

@CrustyD
Dingus · 2y
@Kate
Kate Matsuda · 7 answers · 2y

Dad and little daughter behind me in a bus. They hustle a while. Then the little daughter asks me: May I touch your braid? Me:yes. She pulls and turns to her dad: .. real hair, no plastic! You lost! Now give me the lollipop!

May I touch your nose? 🍭

@CrustyD
Dingus · 2y
@Kate
Kate Matsuda · 8 answers · 2y

Why is it called "Monkey Business"?

It's a strange business, monkey business.

@CrustyD
Dingus · 2y
@Kate
Kate Matsuda · 9 answers · 2y

Did you ever prank a teacher and what was it?

No, I only prank everyone else

@CrustyD
Dingus · 2y
@Kate
Kate Matsuda · 9 answers · 2y

What gross thing did you do as a teen and you now regret?

Talk to other teens 🤮

@CrustyD
Dingus · 2y
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