Bacon sandwiches.

Samsung Galaxy Tab A 10.1

Almost being murdered by my cat!

I once got a box of smelliest from my brother and sister-in-law. All I could think was “wow, you put zero thought and effort into this”

We convert dead humans into food, of course you don’t tell they’re possibly tucking into their dead relatives, that would probably lead to what is termed as “Consumer resistance”*.

*Copyright 1985 Eric Saward, Doctor Who, Revelation of the Daleks.

Turn the entire world into North Korea, nobody but me has anything, problem solved!

A David Bowie boxset A New Career In A New Town for my mother.

Jimmy Carr, plus he's a tax dodger.

My cheese sauce and pasta dish.

I cleaned up cat puke and did my washing (laundry) watched TV and videos on YouTube.

The sky cleared long after the event.

I'm going to go with Once In A Lifetime-Talking Heads, am I right? Do I win the $100 Amazon gift voucher?

You can't have multiple managers on Football Manager 2021 Xbox Edition because of hardware limitations, this is despite the same company porting the same game 12 years ago to Xbox 360 managing it.

North Korean

When the Church of Rome were looking to covert pagan heahens to Christianity they found them eating, drinking and being merry at this time of year celebrating something called Yule. And thus Yule was hijacked and then repackaged as Christmas.

https://youtu.be/FVsVofmPPCE