Qafka
Qafka

Philosopher.

Germany

Truth-conditions might be required.

❥𝕁𝕒𝓬𝓺uℯlιɴe❁ asked 3 months ago · 12 Answers
If someone asks you your age in person in public- how do you respond? - Do you answer honestly or jokingly avoid the truth?

I normally respond with "have a guess" and if I think the answer is funny, I pretend that they are right.

❥𝕁𝕒𝓬𝓺uℯlιɴe❁ asked 3 months ago · 10 Answers
I'm going to bake cookies soon but can't think of which is the yummiest recipe- which in your arsenal do you like the most and is your go to cookie?

I usually resort to the good old sugar cookies and go wild with the decorative frosting.

Chris Martinez asked 3 months ago · 4 Answers
oooo A real Lady wrestler liked one of my preview videos on twitter, You think she like it? U think she likes me? SHOULD I SEND HER A DICK PIC?!? **Hyperventilating** XD
Kinga asked 3 months ago
Are you on tinder?

I was. Once to really find someone. The other time to just check my market value.

Chris Martinez asked 3 months ago · 6 Answers
the yr is 2219 the crab people have resurrected you using technology. . They've seen ALL your post you've ever written across all social media. do you think their opinion of you will be favorable? :)

Since the moral standards will have shifted quite a lot in two hundred years they will think that I am dumb and despicable. But that would happen to anyone.

MistyRiver asked 3 months ago · 14 Answers
Do you sleep with your socks on or off? If you sleep with them on, what is wrong with you?

I sleep with my socks off and there is a fucking lot wrong with me.

The girl of the million faces asked 3 months ago · 10 Answers
Have I ever crossed your thoughts?

Sure, lots of times.

Pandy asked 3 months ago · 12 Answers
I know it's only November, but have you made plans for Christmas yet? (i.e. purchased presents, written cards, set up decoration etc.)

I decorated my place yesterday, went to the christmas marekt today and drank Feuerzangenbowle, I have written a letter to Santa while listening to my favorite Christmas music, went to the cinema and watched "Last Christmas", and made loads of plans and pre

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Chris Martinez asked 3 months ago · 7 Answers
turns out i'm going to have to sell my body for a new PC so who fancies a tumble? $100 for the ladies, but i'm negotiable, $30 more if u want to cuddle (Discounts for asians) .Guys not leaving you out $50 for handys, i have big hands ;)

I have to respectfully decline your offer, you filthy pirate hooker.

The girl of the million faces asked 3 months ago · 11 Answers
Can the time that someone makes to spend with you give you an approximate idea about how much important you are for them or how much they care about you?

Not at all. Most people do not choose their company on how much they care for them, but on how good this company makes them feel.

Kinga asked 3 months ago · 2 Answers
do you try to reduce plastic waste (bags, straws, bottles)? why/why not?

Yes. I do not use straws, I have two metal bottles that I fill with water, I do not use plastic or paper bags in the super market, but bring my own shopping and fruit bags. I try to avoid products that use unnecessary plastic packaging. I try to bring my o

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ZouBisouBisou asked 3 months ago · 15 Answers
What's your favorite kind of cake? https://i.imgur.com/HvQ9gcX.jpg

It is called Schneewittchenkuchen (snow white cake) and I get it every year for my birthday.

https://www.simply-yummy.de/files/styles/tec_frontend_large/public/images/schneewittchenkuchen_0.jpg?itok=8VRkpZ20

Wasserpistole asked 3 months ago · 14 Answers
How many girlfriends/boyfriends have you had in your life and how often did you break up with them and not the other way around? / I had 2 gfs and they both broke up with my ass.

I had 5 girlfriends in my life. I broke up with two and two broke up with me.

LaDamaX asked 3 months ago · 17 Answers
If I were to come over to your house to steal what’s on top of your refrigerator, what am I getting?

A lot of liquor.

slagathor asked 3 months ago · 20 Answers
How many times have you asked out / actively pursued a person you found attractive? Is it an easy thing for you to do?

It is well outside my comfort zone to ask people out. I usually assume that I am no pleasurable company, so why try?

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