I normally respond with "have a guess" and if I think the answer is funny, I pretend that they are right.
I usually resort to the good old sugar cookies and go wild with the decorative frosting.
I was. Once to really find someone. The other time to just check my market value.
Since the moral standards will have shifted quite a lot in two hundred years they will think that I am dumb and despicable. But that would happen to anyone.
I sleep with my socks off and there is a fucking lot wrong with me.
Sure, lots of times.
I have to respectfully decline your offer, you filthy pirate hooker.
Not at all. Most people do not choose their company on how much they care for them, but on how good this company makes them feel.
It is called Schneewittchenkuchen (snow white cake) and I get it every year for my birthday.
I had 5 girlfriends in my life. I broke up with two and two broke up with me.
A lot of liquor.