It's a hard life but I manage

No I need to be smarmier and snarkier because I'm obviously not getting my points across

https://retrospring.net/Pawesome/a/106043069387727024

Dogs can be trained to remember words and whatnot - all I had to do was say 'outside' and my ex's golden would go get the leash - so it wouldn't surprise me that a dog could remember which buttons to press to express themselves

Nah but for now people are deep-faking Prince Philip rapping DMX and that's kinda fun

the deli, devouring one of those rotisserie chickens

you wouldn't really know, and then I'd be over it

thar she blows!

mattress tester

Paqui Haunted Ghost Pepper tortilla chips and queso

All I care about is a huge, spacious kitchen with lots of counter space, literally the only thing I will not negotiate on

This is making me think about that movie Weird Science and how the studios would have buried it these days...anyway I don't believe in some checklist, I meet someone and let the magic happen and the DNA fly

I really like the 'already dead/Weekend at Bernie's' theory and they just couldn't contain the rot anymore so they had to go public... I'm sticking with that one

I mean I don't know exactly what this costs but I didn't pay for it so I guess this counts...A lady I was kinda seeing works at a research lab - she took a DNA sample from me as a control for an experiment, then sequenced me, took the mapping and blew it up to a landscape size, and framed it and gave it to me...normally it's not a great thing to have your DNA up on the wall but it's pretty cool in this case (OK it's in storage right now but still)