Goofy Dork- Exploring the Universe and All that Lay in Between
Is a hot dog a sandwich? 🙂
F* it ....Why not? You have to think outside the bun. In the culinary world there are no limits to self discovery >https://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/jeff-mauro/grilled-triple-decker-hot-dog-sandwich-7150522
Once -I didn't record her but she whipped out her phone and recorded me to call the cops and get me in trouble. Ultimately like the cop told her I wasn't doing anything against the law so they couldn't do anything for her. Never had I seen someone so aggressive but hey she felt in the right until proven wrong.
What's your favorite kind of beard?
Glitter> https://youtu.be/xpuOaHoNhOs
Pressing question that needs your immediate attention. Please give it careful consideration. If you had been a member of the musical group The Spice Girls in the 90s what would you have picked as your alter ego name?
Dulce Canela 🧘♀️https://youtu.be/jS85aKyRxhw
Are you shy?
The older I get the less I care- Realistically, I talk to strangers and dance in public but I did struggle with being shy just because I over thought what others might think. Now, I care less because truthfully people forget about you and we all are passing memories through time. Enjoy your life and never let your subconscious limit your choices.
What is a slut?
❣"SweetLittleUnforgetableThing"- 💋A woman who LOVES love 💌when others consider her immodest when she openly explores her sexuality whether it's with men, woman or someone nonbinary
Do you think the female orgasm feels almost the same as the male orgasm?
🤦♀️women.... 🧘♀️they're complex beings.. 🧗♀️not better or worse 🙇♀️just take a "special"
touch in sometimes multiple areas 👩🔧 - 🕵️♂️men their climatic stimulus doesn't averagely last as long 🙇♂️then considering their vascular system 🕺you realize their body digresses post orgasm 》 https://youtu.be/jzYEmIycjtQ
What do grandparents even do all day?
I knew 3. My grandmother (mother's side) died before my parents marriage but I know of her because of how much my mother talks about her💖 She had over 10 kids and was the 1st school teacher in the area. When I was a baby (about 1yr) my grandfather (father's side) died. My dad hardly speaks of him so I only know him through photograph. Fortunately I got to know 2 grandparents in person. Sadly years later my grandfather (mother's side) passed on 2009. He would relax and sunbathe. He was a jokester 🥲 I still cherish knowing I introduced him to video games. Granted he couldn't see well but he enjoyed me wanting to spend some time with him while on vacation. Present Day😔 Unfortunately my grandmother(father's side) died in the fall of this year. She was active, worked around the home. I tried to spend time with her but my aunt's never liked my mother so I didn't enjoy much time with her💔 We lived far apart in different countries but whatever all 4 of them are doing now - I simply hope their souls are at peace 🕊️ I thank them they raised large families and instilled in them a good moral & work ethic. Not going to lie.... I miss them so much, most importantly I wish I could hug them all and just interaction with them. PS* If you're grandparents live I hope you enjoy quality time with them and build beautiful memories.
Descobri meus ancestrais graças ao familysearch.org e pude obter mais conhecimento sobre o passado. É um processo muito extenso de coleta e análise de arquivos, mas aos poucos vou conhecendo mais. 🖤
There is a town in Germany called "Weil der Stadt" Translation: "Because the Town" Isn't that crazy?
What's in a name really? Here's 10 Townspeople who could care less 🥲1)Hell,US 2)Villapene(Penis Villa), España 3)Peor es Nada,(Better Than Nothing), Chile 4)La Chingada(the bitch/fuckery), México 5)Condom, France 6) Vergas (Penis/Rod/Hell/Yard), US & sounds similar to Berga, Spain
7) Salsipuedes(GetOutIfYouCan), Argentina 8)Bastardo(Bastard), Italia 9)Vagina, Russia 10) Zorra(Fox/Bitch),Canada 🍷🥸 and the extra saucy one of - Pitorreal (Royal/RealPenis) México ( because they have a special rock with the shape of a penis) it's a must see tourist attraction
I feel like im getting sick. What's your secret for getting healthy again quick?
"XL3- viral" (just 2 pills cuts any viral infection that seems to want to take control and take you down) Granted the pill makes you drowsy but it helps. It's what my family takes during the winter.
Ohhhh.... but you don't just say it... you got to sing them a little something that goes like this >https://youtu.be/m908Q6cB-14 This is a wake up birthday song or one sung during the lighting of the candles for them to blow. The translation is : This is the morning song
that King David sang
Because today is your saint's day
we're singing it for you
Wake up, my dear*, wake up,
look it is already dawn
The birds are already singing
and the moon has set
How lovely is the morning
in which I come to greet you
We all came here with joy
and pleasure to congratulate you
The morning is coming now,
the sun is giving us its light
Get up in the morning,
look it is already dawn
What keeps you from murdering someone? Maybe u feel compassion for that person u don't want to take their life away. Or ur afraid of being caught and going to jail. You're not scared of God ur scared of human laws.
Ok.... you caught me, I hate the sight of blood & pain. On one hand torture is a better solution 😭 but on the other I can't even kill a chicken for sustenance.
Wearing a dress 🐿️ being feminine makes me feel vulnerable and awkward. It's rare and when I do, people are in shock giving me attention I'm not used to. Guys have it so easy 🍷
Is it true that women in general don't want to hear any advice given by men how to deal with machos and sexist men?
Mind if I ask what it was that happened and what advice you gave to the woman the other day? I can't generalize all woman but I would like to see her perspective through your narrative.
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