Sounds about accurate. The mere fact they'd conflate "Muslims" with race or ethnicity shows the level of idiocy we're dealing with.

"Bless you"

Groceries. I ordered my weight in chicken.

One that allows me to be a traveling nomad. Not necessarily one requiring me to travel, as I've known people who practically lived from airport to airport.

That may have been true in the past, but I don't think that's the case today. For example the NWA movie received a lot of negative backlash because Dr Dre had a history of domestic violence against women. Eminem was constantly bashed throughout his entire career for including homophobic lyrics in his music. Dave Chappelle was "cancelled" over some transgender jokes he made, and Kevin Hart couldn't host the emmy's after old tweets of him saying "homophobic" comments. Nobody's safe from this cancer unfortunately.

Probably nothing. I have to work Saturday :(

Takeo Spikes, Calvin Coolidge, Hunter Henry, Anna Kournikova

Their prosthetic leg?

Running over a Karen with her own minivan

Whatever my body wash smells like. Currently it's an oatmeal shea butter smell.

Oil subsidies, farm subsidies, bank bailouts, federal funding to shithole states like Texas and Florida who pay zero income tax.

Get married

What's that in real money?

Recently rewatched Training Day and I'd say it still holds up for a movie that was made 20 years ago.

No. I like the cold, I also like seasons. There's also very few places I'd consider "liveable" for me to just up and leave here. The south and midwest are shitholes, wouldn't live in CA, that leaves very little room for compromise.